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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Hi 10/09,

Lame jokes series 2

1）If big elephant has the longest trunk, who has the second longest?
Ans: Small elephant

2) Why is elephant's trunk not the longest?
Ans: Tree trunk is the longest

3) Who barks louder then a dog?
Ans: Tree (Tree got bark!)

4) Which alphabet is not smooth?
Ans: G (Giraffe)

5) Why is the sky blue?
Ans: Coz the grass is green.

6) Why can't the rectangle turn into a square?
Ans: Coz its not a circle.

7) Why don't skeletons go to the party?
Ans: Coz they had no body to go with.

8) What does Batman says when he is in pain?
Ans: Painful sia (his chinese name)

9) What does Mozart do after he dies?

Ans: He decomposes

10) Why does Superman wear tight clothes?

Ans: His shirt size is S

-Desmond/Alvan




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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Hello 10/09

Please remember to bring your thermometer tomorrow, 04/05, as there will be a temperature-taking exercise. Thanks.

-Desmond



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