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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Hello 10/09,

Yoyo ppl, the blog is damn silent so i shall try to make it more alive with some collated lame jokes. Lol!

1) What do you call a prawn that cannot walk normally?

Lame xia!

2) What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea (eye-dear)

3) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

4) Where does a lizard go to get his tail back?

Re-tail shop

5) A man walks into a bar... ouch

6) A dirty joke: He fell into the mud.

7) A clean joke : He took a bath.

8) Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine (eight nine)


Okay, have fun reading and don't freeze.

-Desmond



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